Kyal Bender
noun.
a person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to best buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. a kyal bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. do not make intentions on asking a kyal bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. a kyal bender will not intend to do so.
on august 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of auburn a kyal bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend best buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.
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