KYIMMED
pr-nounced kay-why-imm-mead. an abbreviated formation of the commonly used phrase “kill yourself immediately”, coined in reading by two deranged h-m-s-xualists and a dirty old girl. usually said with a “talk to the hand” movement seen mainly in austin powers 2.
scenario 1
person 1: i’m looking really forward to the release of nicki minaj’s new alb-m today
person 2: kyimmed!
scenario 2
person 1: what pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
person 2: i think we should go for chicken and mush…
person 1: kyimmed!
scenario 3
person 1: swag…reem…yolo!
persons 2 to 10: kyimmed!
pr-nounced kay-why-im-mead, kyimmed was coined in reading by some big breasted b-tch and two queers, as a simplified form of the commonly unused metaphor “kill yourself immediately”
scenario 1)
person 1: i’m looking well forward to that merseyside derby on sky sports later
person 2: yeah br…
person 3: kyimmed!
scenario 2)
person 1: i think i ruined the last meeting in the managing director’s schedule
person 2: oh my g-d, you have just gone full r-t-rd. kyimmed!
scenario 3)
person 1: nicki minaj…
person 2: kyimmed!
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