kyland
amazing euphoric place you are in mentally, physically, or emotionally after having great s-x (ky lube not necessary for use of term, but doesn’t hurt)
hey girl, how about you come with me and i take you to kyland.
he straight took me to kyland. it was incredible.
a kind, loving person who wants what’s best for people. everyone needs a kyland in their life.
i need me a kyland.
kyland is the best thing that every happened to me.
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