la ciguapa
a creature from dominican republic that has the shape of a very beautiful, very naked woman. they has long, dark hair and backwards feet in order to not be tracked. they lure men in order to make love with them and kill them afterwards. they also steal food from kitchen and make a sort of chirping sound. basically, the dominican succubus.
if la ciguapa wants to steal my platanos, they’ll have to get p-ss me!
(person in the background: you’re stupid…)
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