la parka


a n-gg- that will take care of you savage loves his girl and doesn’t like fake friend
are you a laparka savage
the la parka is a s-xual maneuver in which one person (the giver) -n-lly penetrates his partner (the receiver). he then proceeds to grasp receiver’s -n-s ring and pull it over said receiver’s head (like a rain parka). he then dances like former pro wrestler la parka.
i am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the la parka last night. plus, now i have this handy dandy rain repellent hood.

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