La Verne

the most boring city ever. the only highlights are the movie theater, the in-n-out, and chili’s where you can’t go without running into someone. everyone knows everyone else. has four starbucks for only 32,000 people. there is never anything to do. there is also always drama.
if you’re at the chili’s in la verne or simply at vons, this is who you typically run into: your boyfriend’s ex, your ex’s mom, someone’s mom, someone’s aunt, this guy you randomly hooked up with, this girl who hates you, and just about every person you know in some awkward way.
a beautiful woman, inside and out, with all the right curves, in all the right places. she is caring, generous and devoted to her man and her family. she loves to be surrounded by beautiful things and appreciates the natural beauty that surrounds her. she easily makes friends from all walks of life and is curious about other lives and cultures. she loves to entertain and thrives on the company of others. though sympathetic, she does not have time for negative people, life is short and has too much to offer. she is afraid of the unknown and doesn’t like to be alone.
laverne beauty devoted generous caringcurious
a drink consisting of both discarded soda douche and discarded milk enema. named after the character laverne (played by actress penny marshall) on the ’70s sitcom “laverne & shirley”, whose favorite drink was a c-cktail of pepsi cola and milk.
after a long day at work, i like to relax with a tall, cool laverne.
from “happy days” and “laverne and shirley”
a mature woman with no family who engages in s-xual intercourse with younger men and sometimes women
dude, your mom is a total laverne