LAAB


a “life altering -ss beating”. laabs are rare results of a compet-tion where one team defeats the other so badly that it the losing team is permanently scarred from their -ss beating.
bman: “so how’d you guys do?”
joel: “we just delivered another laab.”
jordan: “i don’t think i’ve ever face-crushed a team that hard before…”
bman: “smashin’ and givin’ out laabs – i’m likin’ the new cps.”

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