Laapir


1. is a person who drives to and from the gym, spends twenty minutes trying to find the closest parking spot to the front door and then spends 30 minutes on a stationary aerobics machine.

2. a person who thinks that by just wearing workout clothes in a gym environment will get in shape.
did you see that laapir, they spent at least 15 minutes driving around looking for a close parking spot to the front door.

what a laapir, that person only lives two blocks away from the gym, yet drives to the gym to run on the treadmill.

she is a laapir, she just walks around in spandex talking to people working out and then goes home.

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