lab report


1) a side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.

2) an instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.

3) the impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.

4) a common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.
dude, i stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now i can’t see straight. it’s like i’m drunk, but without any of the fun.

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