labdick


n. edinburgh dialect for a police officer. will be familiar to readers of irvine welsh. (contraction of lothian and borders police + d-ckhead)
“it’ll be a piece ay pish likesay … he sais as he’s escorted away by a po-faced labd-ck, ” – trainspotting – irvine welsh
refers to a sleazy male who uses his sleazy methods to in-effectively ‘pick up’.
“i just had some labd-ck try to pick me up, how pathetic.”

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