Labia pants


thin dress pants, normally worn by the m-sses in corporate america. pants so thin one can clearly differentiate l-b– minoira/ majora or p-n-s and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

the ant-thesis of b-n-r pants.
l-b– pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

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