Labor Day

the day you need something from ups and they don’t deliver.
teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
student: no ups doesn’t deliver on labor day
the holiday at the beginning of when school starts that n-body really knows what it means.
hey when’s labor day?
next weekend foo’
oh man! yes! ..whats labor day anyway?
i don’t know cuh’
every day that i have to drag my lazy -ss out of bed and go to my sh-tty job.
g-dd-mnit, it’s 6 am. i’ve got to get up for work. another labor day!
an american holiday officially recognized by congress in 1894 in response to public outcry over the violent military ending of the pullman strike. labor day takes place on the first monday of september.

the holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on american media. as a result, most americans do not know what the holiday is for, and -ssociate it was leisure activities and picnics.

this is separate from may 1st, may day, or international workers day, which was created in response to the haymarket affair in chicago, 1886.
“i have the day off and would love to attend the labor day parade down-town, but the bus system is shut down on the holiday.”

“are you going anywhere interesting over the labor day weekend?”
the last day of summer. 🙁
beggining of summer: memorial day

ening of summer: labor day
the day anyone under 60 is merely thankful for the day off rather than for the labor unions that fought for the day off.
“dad, have another beer and tell us again how you got clubbed by the cops when you and your fellow workers asked for a 5 day work week?”

“it was on labor day, son. back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions.”
– the first monday in september.

-according to a dumb-ss in my cl-ss, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy (st. patrick’s day).

-everyone knows when it is, but no one really knows exactly what it is.

mr. b- “you know, the holiday where everyone gets drunk and happy…”

dumb-ss- “labor day!”
a holiday created for the working cl-ss, mostly blue collar, to have one last vacation opportunity with their famillies and friends.
labor day is a day to celebrate the working cl-ss. ie: a given goup, as in veteran’s day and memorial day

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