laboratory


a word which no american seems to be capable of pr-nouncing correctly. always pr-nounced ‘labratory.’
it’s ‘laboratory!’ why? ‘cos there are two f-cking os in it!
a word pr-nounced as “lab.”

douches will say “la-bor-a-tory.”
“i say jeeves, where in your laboratory is all that frankenstein sh-t?”

me: “sorry, our lab was busy finding a cure for cancer.”

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