labsicle
noun: a beloved,deceased pet frozen for the benefit of the owner(s) who are not quite ready to depart with their dog. certain veterinary offices are willing to keep your labsicle indefinitely for a fee.
mr. smith visited his labsicle frequently for several years until his grief ceased enough to get a new puppy.
noun: a frozen l-b– by means of inserted ice cubes, subsequently coated in now hardened cottee’s ice magic (or equivalent magical hardening chocolate sauce).
it’s such a hot day, and i’m really h-rny…i really could do with a labsicle.
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