lachlan

that kid that never really does his work in school and spends of his time talking about anything and everything and making people laugh.
person 1: oh my g-d! xd he is sooo lachlan!
person 2: yeah i know, he nevers does his work but f-ck he is funny lol
the guy who yells at absolutely everything and despite his outlandish att-tude he is quite reserved and respected. people like him when they meet him and girls admire how handsome he is. he is incredibly wise and also intelligent, everyone knows he will go far in life despite all the people he hates. (known to be emo)also quotes many things that only some people understand. extremely narcissistic. talks to himself when bored for amus-m-nt.
lachlan: f-ck i hate trees, all but the larch…the larch…number 1…the larch. you know what im sayin’!? quite an outstanding specimen of a pinaceae, its history is rather fascinating aswell, i could delve into it more so although i would rather not.

lachlan: b-tchin’

sam: shut the f-ck up.
lachan :
the funniest kid u will ever meet. everyone loves him, but at times he can be a little nuts ! everyone at school knows him and u can find him dating the hottest girl in school.
guy: d-mn that dude is such a lachlan, hes got all the chicks.

girl: maaaann, that guy is such a lachlan . hes perfect !
lachlan, a guy who can be the best boyfriend ever. his personality shines above the rest. he will always be there for you when you need him and is easy to love forever.
i love lachlan
lachlan is the best boyfriend ever!
a cute, small, little guy. who usually has h-lla bomb realtives or family members. he is nothing but nice, and no one could be more generous.
person 1: g-d man, that dude just saved my life!
person 2: hes a lachlan.
usually a rather tall, intelligent person but is often very far from normal. they are usually looked down upon by fellow man (usually being from the stupid nature) and are teased and picked on, but not to fear as the lachlan is usually strong minded and is rather not bothered. the lachlan also tends to enjoy things of technology, history or literature type and his foes are usually sorting from the sports and -sshole type. the lachlan will usually have a small group of friends that speak of interests that relate to gaming, history, books or movies. the lachlan is also quiet and respectful but to his foes is quite a snarky pr-ck.
-sshole: hey lachlan, how is like getting rammed in the -ss?

lachlan: i don’t know, how is it like throwing stupid insults that are usually bigoted and show how much of an illiterate dipsh-t you are?
the hottest, s-xiest, most beautiful guy on the world. he is the one that is always getting the women and he always has more than one all over him. he has the biggest p-n-s and he is just awesome!
girl 1: he is so hot!
girl 2: omg he is such a lachlan!

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