Lachtopher
lachtophers are the biggest bad -ss motha f-ckas you’ve ever met in your life. you don’t want to f-ck with these guys. some lachtophers are small but they pack a punch the size of a whale p-n-s. they’re also very intellectual. they spend their days pondering ponderous thoughts in the enigmatic minds in which they posses. when they’re not doing that they’re formulating ways to destroy their enemies.
male: i met a guy named lachtopher last night.
female: yeah? and?
male: he was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. he then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. his thought process made me p-ss out.
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