LACKEN

a group of overweight ugly girls who attend oakton high school and annoy everybody that goes there. can be found by their fake blonde hair, ugly -ss make-up, and fake tan in a can. they can be found on the weekends getting drunk by themselves because guys dont hang out with them. also having s-x with black men and trying to find new catch phrases to act like people give a sh-t about them. i hope all of you wh-r-s choke on j-zz.
yuska- “yo jerome how you doin?”
black man- “b-tch suck my nuts”
yuska- “aight playa hold on”
black man- “lacken girls are the sh-t n-gg-!”
considering their status as highschoolers, lacken is hardly a sorority, but if it were i suppose their philanthropy would involve generous giving to the head foundation. dumb sl-ts. all i can say is you girls provide tons of entertainment for the self-respecting females out there. i suppose if youre not making anything out of your life its never to late to become a shining example of what not to do, so for that- thanks ladies.
…hey sunlovinblonde, youre a brunette.
i’m not affilated with lacken, nor do i hang out with them but i do know the girls and have talked to them and yeah they drink, go out and like to have a good time, but who doesn’t? as for the wh-r- comments, 2 out of the whole group could be considered sl-ts, with caked on make-up. i’m not defending them i’m just clearing up what was written because it’s written like it’s about all of the girls when it could be narrowed down to 2 that make up the dirty part of lacken.
the majority of lacken isn’t as sl-tty as people make them out to be, its the minorty of the group that is.
lacken vs. sn-b mob
lacken: yo, im hard as sh-tt
sn-b mob: okay, ill just hit you with my coach backpack you meanie!
ok.. i dont usually be mean like this but i gotta say that lacken is absolutely disgusting. everytime me and my friends look at their webshots we wanna cry. all we say is “ewwwww!!!” . you look like a man!! you know who u are, they are dirty dirty dirty wh-r-s who cake on the cvs orange makeup and who smoke cigerettes like its their job. congratulations ladies! u smoke cigs! no one gives a sh-t and its f-cken disgusting! so pat yourself on the back for cancer. no one respects yall bc u walk around with sh-t out, stop frying your hair, stop wearing bad blush across your face, stop looking scary, stop f-cking guys who graduated from oakton like 3 years ago and now are attending nova wahoo!, and stop lacken bc it needs to end. i feel so sorry for u girls, but like the other person said. thanks for the entertainment! motherf-ckers
i dont even need to put an example, everyone knows who they are and what the look like… this is so funny.. im sorry girls, but it is. take this as an opportunity to change, b/c its needed and yall probably wouldnt have listend to us in any other way bc u wouldve thought we were “hating” on the lacken crew, well f-ck that. you’re ugly, peacee!!!
the above description is quite ironic, because lacken is not even remotely hot…the girls are all beat and wear more d-mn make up then the dance team. they also f-ck black guys named marcus, and mexicans named manuell, simply because white guys will not touch those std infested b-tches. its rather funny, because they are going nowhere in life.
kid: hey lacken, what you doin after cl-ss??
lacken: doin drugs and bangin greasy minot-ties!
kid: hey lacken, what you doin after high school?
lacken: livin with my parents while gettin raped daily by my manager at burger king durin the day and beat by my alcoholic boyfriend at night!
lacken is a sorority at oakton high school which is composed of some of the hottest senior girls. they are known for partying, drinking and smoking cigarettes. they are most likely the only girls in high school who buy and actually drink their own beer. you probably see them at every party you go to and they travel in groups of 5 or more. each of their names makes up a letter in the word lacken. they are the “baddest” clique of high school girls around.
lacken girls own you b-tch.