Laclung
a shorter form to lactose-lung. a condition that is contracted when a person who is lactose intolerant smokes tobacco out of a hookah when the base is filled with milk as a smoother alternative to water. symptoms include persistent coughing, upset stomach, abdominal pain, and not-so-solid fecal matter.
“hannah you’re not a vegan, right? so we can put milk in the base?”
“no i’m not a vegan, but i am lactose intolerant…”
“oh thanks for telling me. laclung is no joke”
“tonight nearly sucked. i’m glad we got that cleared up”
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“your laclung is really getting to you isn’t it?”
“why yes, putting milk in the base was a terrible life decision. please fetch me your trash can so that i may vom into it.”
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