lacostitute
someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. in this case ‘douchebag activity’ involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and ‘payment’ involves paying extortionately over the odds.
“kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the lacoste store and now she’s flaunting them on the street corner”
“what a lacost-tute”
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