Lacretia
lacretia is a beautiful, kind-hearted, intelligent woman of grace. adored by many, she is a woman of many talents, including popping out babies two at a time yet still rocking out in her hot pants and high school jeans. she’ll lend a helping hand and open heart whenever you need. she is headstrong when it comes to standing up for her family and values, and will choose what’s right over what’s convenient every single time. she handles any obstacle with cl-ss, but don’t let her daintiness fool you; get on her bad side and she’ll tear you down with a lethal death stare and “teacher voice” combo that will have you put yourself in time-out! lacretia will make your smile brighter, your laugh louder, and your life happier. if you ever meet a lacretia, she’ll most likely be your most favorite person of all time in the history of ever!
friend 1: work, kids, life! ugh! being a grown up is soooo overrated! i need to get medicated asap, so like, don’t be stingy with your happy pills. sharing is caring…k?
friend 2: i’m sorry. i really can’t help you with that anymore. my therapist prescribed lacretia now, and i have a whole new wonderful outlook on life! you should get one, too!
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