Lacrosse Tan
a lacrosse tan is the tan a lacrosse player gets on the areas where their skin isn’t covered by pads or clothing, similar to a farmers tan. a lacrosse tan is the sign of a true lax bro who spends time doin’ wall work in the sun.
also called a lax tan for short.
lax bro 1: brah, i see you’re rocking a lacrosse tan!
lax bro 2: yeah bro, i had a tournament this weekend, it was sunny the whole time so i got a pretty legit lax tan!
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