lactodeflection
the annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.
man, i had my irs 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. i knew i shouldn’t do taxes at breakfast.
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