Lactose Cans
voluptuous perky t-ts that are a product of perfection sans the lactation. you wouldn’t want to suckle on anything else once you see these.
what westley meant to tell b-ttercup in princess bride was … “there is a shortage of perfect br–sts in this world; it would be a pity to damage your lactose cans”
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