Lady Fakessi
lady fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. a project from malicia love and jingo blue. the name refers to an italian girl of middle cl-ss that likes to f-ck a lot, hence fakessi.
initially it was fornella di fakessi, being fornella for fornication. all their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare s-xual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical att-tude.
cool guy 1: i heard this new band that is kinda funny. lady fakessi, heard of it?
uncool guy 2: nah, never. should i?
cool guy 1: totally, man! they are awesome!
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