Lady Gaga
a very bad joke played on all of us by tim burton.
person 1: did you see lady gaga the other night?
person 2: yeah, tim burton sure is getting better at special effects.
i guess nerds don’t liker her cause they say she uses special effects on her voice (which she does), but she can also sing great live.
musically speaking she’s been playing piano by ear since she was 4, wrote her first ballad at 13, and has been playing in clubs in new york since she was 14 or 15 years old. she was one of 20 to get early admission into nyu and graduated with a ba from nyu’s art school.
her songs have all made a significant impact on music of 09 by having all her singles sell more than a million copies. having sold almost 10 million in singles. as well as charting significant places,
you don’t have to like her , and she’s not everyones cup of tea. but don’t come onto definithing just so you can let out your teenage against about how you don’t like her.
lady gaga studied music and dance all throughout her life and worked her way to fame, she didn’t win a contest or have rockstar parents.
don’t hate on her cause she makes pop music and cause she’s new.
a pop star who you wouldn’t recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.
person 1: hey isn’t that lady gaga over there?
person 2: i don’t know, she looks different in every picture i’ve ever seen of her.
person 1: oh, well maybe she’ll get a role in the new transformers movie.
-cher 2.0
but with a tighter -ss
lady gaga went to the surgeon to get her t-st-cl-s removed…for the third time
lady gaga is a unicorn in a man suit.
i will explain.
only unicorns can get away with wearing such glittery, weird clothes. and, since unicorns have no gender (they reproduce through rainbows.), she/he would have stood out in human society, therefore he/she chose a man suit to fit in.
example:
human a) omc, that person just doesn’t fit in. it’s something about them… a magical air…
human b) oh, yeh, that’s lady gaga. it’s not a person at all, it’s a unicorn.
the perfect example/ result of sending your daughter to a catholic school.
hey bro- lady gaga’s deprived on account of her catholic school upbringing thats why she takes her clothes off…
a quick way to get any person over 40 out of a bar.
dude, i played “lady gaga” on the jukebox last night and half the bar cleared out. it was only us 20 somethings left.
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