lady melter
1. a really good looking face that makes the ladies swoon and fight for the man who posseses it.
2. a guys face that all the ladies want to kiss.
me looking in the mirror: dang, my lady melter is stunning today.
random girl: oh i wanna kiss your face!
another random girl: no he is mine!
-girls fight-
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