Lady Profeco
the ultimate defender of consumers against abuses by businesses, especially restaurants that won’t give you the table you want, when you don’t even have a reservation. she will move her influences with authorities to send inspectors to find bogus irregularities so the business is closed down for good.
hostess: welcome to maximo bistrot. we are kind of full today. do you have a reservation?
client: no, but we can wait.
hostess: how many?
client: three.
(minutes later)
client: hey, why did you give a table to those guys?
hostess: they were waiting already before you arrived. but, we now have a table for you and your friends.
client: but we want the table you gave to those guys.
hostess: i’m sorry i can’t do that. that table is already taken.
client: you don’t know who you are dealing with. i’m going to call lady profeco to have this cr-ppy place shut down.
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