ladywood
1. (horticultural) a perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) a perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst p-b-s, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. a cl-t.
1. and 2. “for valentine’s day, do something special. give her ladywood.”
~ failed marketing ploys of hm&b corporation.
(first heard in nbc’s will & grace)
the s-xual arousal of a woman.
upon seeing that new sports car, she says “oh my, its giving me ladywood.”
the much fabled female erection, oft times intangible but, on occasion, noticeable through a marginal swelling of the l-b–.
wow daniel, your seductive tone sure gives me lady wood… just look at these swollen flaps!
a cr-ppy place i visited in birmingham, england which is full of druggys and gangs of theives…
(even clothes get robbed)
when a woman gets turned on by another woman or a g-y man
oh my god! chyna is so hot! she gives me lady wood all the time!
a state of extreme excitement brought on by the sight, taste, sound or thought of something uber-g-y.
josh: girl, did you taste that quiche george at brunch?
tom: h-ll yes! i totally got a ladywood!
1) total s-xual arousal in the female human being, to the level complete emotional euphoria and physical discomfort from the resulting throbbing, wet and swollen sensitivity in the genital region and readiness for s-x as soon as possible- preferably immediately.
2) woman b-n-r, woody, tool, jack-hammer, etc, to the point where she’s “got to roll”.
girlfriend, i got some ladywood for this dude and we gots to get home, now.
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