Lag tard
an extremely loose-aggressive poker player.
corporation mike is raising me on every flop. he’s such a lag tard.
a contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of r-t-rd, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.
that lagtard with his slow–ss dialup connection is ruining our counter-strike game!
one whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.
one whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.
one whose brain functions slower than a r-t-rd.
one who lost every event at the special olympics.
unknown soldier is a lagtard.
ryan’s voice sounds like a robot, he’s such a f-cking lagtard.
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