Lagel


the opposite of a bagel. normally eaten for dinner. a slice of bread with a circular hole cut out of the middle. goes well with chocolate pudding (the opposite of cream cheese) and pretzels.
john: dude do you have any bagels?

chris: nah, but i have some lagels.

john: oh even better! as long as you have chocolate pudding and pretzels!

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