lagging

when someone is taking hecka long. or when someone is slow.
victor: hey come and pick me up, but dont be lagging like u always do.
the act of becoming lagged: because broadband is much like crack, we need access to it 24/7. when our gloriously fast connection slows by mere milliseconds we become irate and frustrated. in some instances, a feeling of malcontent creeps into the soul of the afflicted. time and reality is distorted beyond recognition. this is what is common referred to as “lagging” in the gamer world. lagging has been -ssociated with the mysterious and random creation of acronyms such as stfu and wtf. beware of those suffering from this affliction. warping, twitching, and team genocide are common side effects of lagging.
lagging will cause you to make irrational decisions, and incoherent statements such as: “i’ve been lagging ever since my mom called someone from china.”
when you type something and it comes up on screen later than you typed it
in a chat: wait, im lagging
most common in the gaming world, where movements made by a controller take toll seconds later. usually known with internet where a user’s internet is too slow to cope with the game. effects from other users may see a player “jolting” accross the screen and may not be able to kill or shoot the “lagger”.
(cod4) – d-mn that b-tch is lagging like a b-tch, my shots aint registering!
to be extremely drunk, this is when someone is said to be ‘lagging’.
fred: “oi mate i’m lagging!”

mike: “sh-t don’t fall over!”
v. taking it easy, chillaxing with some brews on the veranda.

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last days of summer! time for some lagging before the blizzards h-t.
the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state
i got well lagging last night!

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