lagoon whistle
a term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. the cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.
matt: what’s the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? dan: um…those aren’t whistles!
kurt: those are lagoon whistles. get back to work.
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