Lake Zurich Redneck
a person living in lake zurich, il who is convinced that they’re actually living somewhere in the deep south. they typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of lake zurich at any time. some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. all drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.
“hey man, did you see the lake zurich football team beat stevenson last night?”
“no, i was too busy watching re-runs of duck dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent.”
“oh shut the f-ck up you fake f-cking lake zurich redneck this is lake zurich not macon, georgia.”
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