lamb-pit
yet another fanciful term – aren’t there a lot of ’em? – for a woman’s genitalia. popularized(?) by terry southern’s pointedly purple and over-the-top (but, imo, somewhat overrated) 1958 book “candy”. (imagine henry miller writing “tropic of cancer” on crack and spanish fly…and an empty stomach)
she’s got a lamb-pit wetter than this rainforest we’re slogging through.
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