Lambada
the forbidden dance-an extremely s-xy dance, legend says that doing this dance can get a girl pregnant.
guy a : did u see jason dancin the lambada with jess
guy b : yeh maaaannn, she must be pregnant now !!
amusing latin-style party dance:
1. imagine you have a pencil up your -rs-.
2. try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.
“of course, when it came to dancing the lambada, johnny was without equal.”
it’s the rythm that the old brazilian mothers dance, it’s the forbidden dance!
caio’s mom: son i’m going to dance lambada on the club!
caio: alright mom, have fun!!!
nada haver veio
thankfully short-lived joke form of samba, a commercial b-st-rdisation aimed at satisfying overweight, sweaty businessmen who could do no more than limply shuffle their feet about in pursuit of fame, fitness, fashion and p-ssy.
lambada was a brazilian answer to karaoke.
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