lambda chi alpha

founded in 1909 by warren a cole at boston university, lambda chi alpha is one of the largest fraternities in the world today. being an international fraternity, it has over 300 chapters that have produced over 227,000 members. lambda chi alpha is widely respected for doing away with the cl-ssic pledging process, instead respecting their new members through an -ssociate member process. lambda chi has openly banned hazing and preaches equality between both brothers and their new members. lambda chi’s are highly visable on campus and oftentimes are the leaders of many campus organizations. famous alumni include president harry s. truman, kenny chesney, john tesh, rick pitino, woody paige, jim mora jr., and b.f. skinner.
wow that guy is amazing, he must be in lambda chi alpha.
anyone who is a member of the lambda chi alpha community is a total f-cking fratstar. once apart of the “lambshanks”, one will receive much p-ssy and consume extreme amounts of alcohol. lambda chi alpha is the most alpha frat in all college campuses.
“who’s that guy spitting fire to that slampiece over there? he must belong to lambda chi alpha”
“i partied at the lambda chi alpha house last night…ponged all night and got laid, i sure wish i was never apart of sigma nu”
girl:”are you in lambda chi alpha?
guy:”no i’m in delta chi”
girl:”oh, i consider you a gdi, needled-ck”
a fraternity that will stop at nothing to let you know how unfratty you are. once initiated you must you the phrase gdi at lease 3 times a day and play at least one game of volleyball (no shirts or girls allowed).
voice: you’re such a gdi!

person 1: who is that?

person 2: i dunno, must be a lambda chi alpha
1.) well hung studs.
2.) hung like a wild stallion
3.) otherwise known as ballers
steppenwolf who wrote the song “magic carpet ride” and is a lambda chi alpha
a fraternity whose members have secret gay parties. they pretend to act straight by hitting on chicks all the time, but they’re not fooling anyone. when the members are alone together they get naked and play h-m-s-xual games.
loser: “hey, i joined a fraternity”
normal guy: “yea, which one?”
loser: “lambda chi alpha”
normal guy: “you’re a f-g”
a group of b-tt f-cking c-ck suckers who pretend they’re straight while circle jerking to cold play music.
josh is such a lambda chi alpha.
a fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. they pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the president’s b-lls to being willing to lick the president’s b-lls.
guy 1: hey, i got initiated into lambda chi alpha!

guy 2: i didn’t know you liked to lick b-lls.