Lamonia
a make believe disease created by a lady on the maury show. various forms of this disease include lamonia, as well as walking lamonia.
maury let me tell you somethin’, i was laid up in the hospital with walkin’ lamonia.
1. an illness that does not keep you from going out
2. the illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting
1. tj was not his lively self tonight. he must have been suffering from lamonia
2. i’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia
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