lamp fetish
when one p-sses, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
that man obviously has a lamp fetish, i can see his s-x endorphins (some may say s-xy dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
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