Lamp Fuck
some one who you would normally avoid but since your in lampeter, you f-ck them… and then feel the need to justify it to yourself…
also, keeps you off the sheep.
i’d never normally have f-cked her/him, but i reckon she’s/he’s a legitimate lamp f-ck
f-cking a lamp until your d-ck turns black
i lampf-cked my houselmap and my d-ck needs amputation
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