lampers
someone who stays in one spot almost all day even if they are needed.
he was a lamper, he was infront of his xbox 24/7!
that lamper has been watching football all day!
the term “lampers” is given to a group or individual who socialise in a remote pub in the hills of hadfield called the new lamp. unlike most people who venture there due to their local connections, a lamper(s) stands out from the rest. firstly, a lamper(s) is able to speak the correct english language with ease(alcohol excused). secondly, a lamper(s) does not have a lazy eye(alcohol excused) and thirdly, a lampers mother is not also their sister. many more reasons for a lamper(s) standing out from the rest of the locals go from not having webbed feat to having their own teeth!! if you happen to see a lamper or a group of lampers,please do not hesitate in approaching them, you will be greeted with nl love and probably even bought a drink!!
locals in hadfield have hairy palms, lampers do not!!
everyone in hadfield is related in every which way thats wrong, lampers are not!!
locals in hadfield have 2 bellyb-ttons, lampers are not!!
locals in hadfield think you need a p-ssport to venture to another town, lampers do not!!
a larry
lamper larried tonight
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