lampeter fuck
like a lampf-ck, but one you cannot feel at all glib about.
bill: “that was a quite a failure of judgement last night alice, i guess that was what they call a lampf-ck?”
alice: “look. i’m not going to talk about it”.
bill: “so it was an actual lampeter f-ck?”.
alice: “i’m not going to talk about it”.
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