Lamppost Homosexual


a h-m-s-xual person.

this is used to describe a person who is heteros-xual for most of their life, but ‘openly’ h-m-s-xual towards the end. like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
j – “did you hear? jack left his wife!”
t – “oh really! after thirty years!?”
j – “yeah, apparently his gay!”
t – “snap! must be on of those lamppost h-m-s-xuals!”
j – “ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life…”
j & t – “…but bent in the end!”

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