Lampshade Lassie
a female who has a nice body, but the face of a tijuana rat dog. not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. thus, giving her the lampshade l-ssie.
“we were all down at the bar, and this really annoying b-tch with a face like beaker from the muppets, kept busting our b-lls all night. problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. so we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a lampshade l-ssie from behind.”
tim – “whoa look at that chicks -ss…unreal.”
dave – “nah buddy, she’s not what you expect, wait until she turns around.”
tim – “why, looks good to me.”
carl – “full on lampshade l-ssie bro! i think she may have even starred in vol. 1 of lampshade vixens”
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