Lan To
1. to daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. to overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. to stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. see synonyms at daze.
4. one that moves johnny fong’s heart.
5. most beautiful wife.
6. amazing woman.
only the most amazing women will be selected to be a lan to
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