Lana Sex
lana s-x is the reverse of -n-l s-x. this is where you pince a loaf in the womans v-g-n-, then have s-x with her.
d-ck: h-llo f-nny, do you fancy some lana s-x?
f-nny: i sure do d-ck!
d-ck: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
f-nny: ooh d-ck that feels so good, it’s like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!
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