Lanark County
a place in ontario, close by ottawa. in lanark county, everybody has a tw-ng in their voice. (sort of like trailer park boys) every person in this small county is a heavy alcoholic, and they all “git’r’done.” they are hicks, and they invented mud boggin’. the small town, lanark, is the town that is eccentric with all these things. it is a true hick town
oh, and according to the ottawa cl-ssic rock radio station, they prefer horse milk over cow milk.
“wow, i love lanark county, and adult will buy you booze”
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