Lanasexual
lanas-xuality is romantic or s-xual attraction or behavior toward lana parrilla/evil queen of once upon a time. the term is especially used in the context of human s-xual attraction to denote romantic or s-xual feelings toward lana parrilla. the problem arises when a female may actually consider themselves straight just s-xually or romantically attracted to lana parrilla. there may be some conflicting feelings for the female to deal with. they may also go through a period of regalsis
nelly- i was just on tiny chat with katie and she’s freaking
marguerite- what’s wrong with her?
samantha- she’s trying to sort out all these feels for lana parrilla
marguerite- what’s wrong with that?
nelly- she thinks she may be lanas-xual
samantha- oh…
nelly- me too.
lanas-xual: a descriptive word for females who identify themselves as straight but have feelings of love and/or attraction toward actress lana parrilla.
“a friend asked me if i was straight or bi, and i replied neither. i’m lanas-xual.”
“look at those women, trying to promote their lanas-xual agenda!”
“while watching ouat, i realized that my lanas-xuality was growing stronger with each viewing.”
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