Lanative


the opposite of a laxative. when you take a lanative, it causes constipation. this is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.
alan: hey bro, you okay?
dave: nah man, i’m sh-tting like a f-ckin’ rabbit!
alan: here bro, take a lanative.
dave: oh dude, that’s just what i needed! thanks!
alan: no problem, man!

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