lance briggs
dopey chicago bear that the bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. he eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. subsequently he crashed his lamborgdini at 3 am and fled the scene. it would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the bears wouldn’t have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
lance briggs almost pulled a ben rothslenberger.
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