Lance Hardwood
mentioned in the television series how i met your mother by ted. lance hardwood is an everyday name that parents may choose to abandon their baby to an orphanage and leave a note saying that their name is lance hardwood, therefore ruining said child’s life for ever and ever. this has been done time and time again with other names such as; mike cl-toris, hugh j-ss, mike hock, yurik hunt. spelling may vary. “on an completely unrelated note, all names mentioned above are often used by p-rnstar.”
“hey man did you see lance hardwood last night?”
“the p-rnstar???”
“naw man, lance hardwood the reported.”
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